Count "UP" to 5000 Thread

Alnamvet68

Yes, this is a thinly disguised rip off of a thread in another forum, but with a twist. Talk about anything you want, ask what this thread is about, angst over what this thread isn't about, do whatever it takes to get this thread responded to with atleast 5000 posts.

Have you had your Cheerios yet?

StephenBB81

I had plumbs this morning rather than Cheerio's but Cheerio's are my favourite breakfast cereal

The Big Yellow box, that everyone knows. oh oh oh Cheerio's!

zensen

5000 posts is an awful lot LOL. I might get it locked at 68 cause I'll probably get in a heated debate with Rotorwench and Blackjack93117. actually how about just all of you ;)

either way, I think I may have caught a cold... :(

and my gf is in russia... oh woe is me haha.

StephenBB81

I suspect we'll take much longer to reach the 5000 posts here, far fewer regular posters, but hopefully we see that change as more and more quality posts are popping up here!

Who's your favourite stand up comedian?

kbz1960

Stand up comedian. Too many. Steven Wright, George Burns, Wanda Sykes, Red Skelton, Richard Pryor well you get it.

kbz1960

Moose and squirrel.

StephenBB81

I love Bill Cosby, Eddie Murphy, Russell Peters. like you far too many to really mention.
My favourite acts have got to be Eddie Murphy delirious, and Bill Cosby Himself. I've seen both far too many times to count and I'm still in tears laughing at them

kbz1960

All good ones too! Lewis C K is another one.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Icom

The (pick the next word then post)

Toodeurep

...breakfast I am cooking won't be as healthy as cheerios, extra large cinnamon rolls. I prefer frosted mini wheats cereal.

StephenBB81

Takes about 3 licks, and then a good time bite

Icom

One word per post

The.......

Alnamvet68

I'm BBQ'ng this evening, so of course, as much as I bitch about the infernal heat and lack of rain, it WILL probably rain on my plans. Anyway, the menu is simple, baby back St Louis cut ribs, center cut pork roast, and Hebrew National Kosher dinner franks. Jasmine Rice served with pink beans, real Spanish chorizos, in a savory spicy tomato/Huanca sauce. Sides of broccolli slaw with Hellman's mayo and spicy brown mustard, with sliced almonds, dried craisons, crumbled bacon, and sunflower kernels tossed in. Drinks, well Mojitos of course.

Motormech

jafobabe

@Alnamvet68 Be there in 5!!! Save a Mojito for me... :D

yeohda

Russell peters is good for a laugh, especially cos I'm Asian and in Singapore where true racial harmony comes from every race making fun of each other. Eddie Murphy was soooo funny in delirious and I loathe his movies now. Currently, I've been immersing myself in the genius that was George Carlin. And as someone mentioned, Lewis C.K. is great too!

yeohda

Can I just day how I love it that on this forum, when I post a comment using my PlayBook I don't get that stupid "Unknown Network Error" and have to rewrite my reply again like on some *ahem* other forum. :)

jafobabe

StephenBB81 said:

I had plumbs this morning rather than Cheerio's but Cheerio's are my favourite breakfast cereal

The Big Yellow box, that everyone knows. oh oh oh Cheerio's!

What are 'plumbs'??? Is that the fruit that cleans you out? LOL just messin' with ya

spike12

Are motormech and rotorwrench related? ;)

jafobabe

spike12 said:

Are motormech and rotorwrench related? ;)

LOL I think one works on motors and the other on rotors?

Motormech

spike12 said:

Are motormech and rotorwrench related? ;)

jafobabe said:

spike12 said:

Are motormech and rotorwrench related? ;)

LOL I think one works on motors and the other on rotors?

Can't answer for rotor but at one point during my career I spent 6 years in the Police motorcycle shop. Motorcycle cops are referred to as "Motors" and as their mechanic, well you can get my drift.

spike12

What if the rotor is connected to a motor?

Toodeurep

The guys in my high school's car club would always remind me...

"Motors run on electricity engines run on gas."

spike12

It's not good to run when you have gas.

StephenBB81

It is too stinking hot out

Drove 2 today in my friends truck with no AC

john_v

To hit the previously mentioned topics:

Had country ham this morning for breakfast...

Enjoy Brian Regan and some Jim Gaffigan

Right now I don't have gas.

My thought for the day: Don't eat the yellow snow.

kbz1960

Yellow snow

Anthony

OS2.1 should launch this week \m/

@spike12 running with gas can give the runner short bursts of speed... :))

jafobabe

I am NOT sticking my head out the door..... wayyyy to hot out there....

HEAT ADVISORY REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 8 PM CDT MONDAY...
* TEMPERATURE... HIGH TEMPERATURES WILL RANGE BETWEEN 103 AND 107 DEGREES WITH HEAT INDEX VALUES BETWEEN 105 AND 108 DEGREES.
* IMPACTS... THESE HOT CONDITIONS WILL INCREASE THE DANGERS OF HEAT RELATED ILLNESSES AND FATALITIES.

Virmaline

Today I'm feeling:

disgruntled. :-<

Blackjack93117

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